Somebody Is Going To Die If Lilly Beth Doesn't Catch That Bouquet

The Official Southern Ladies Guide To Hosting The Perfect Wedding

By Gayden Metcalfe and Charlotte Hays


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For Being Dead Is No Excuse

“If you want a good laugh . . . pick up a copy of Being Dead Is No Excuse. And if you are a Southerner, you will laugh until the tears come.” --Washington Post

“Exposes the culinary and cultural last rites of the deep South in a fashion that is as sidesplitting as it is politically incorrect, as sincere as it is backstabbingly brutal.” --Publishers Weekly (starred review)